What the hell is the purpose of this page, you ask?:
Well, I put this page on the server on a whim and I have no idea
what I'm doing. It probably shows, but I don't actually know HTML, but I'll
fake it (just for you!) For those of you who may actually have some interest,
I’m avoiding any real programming by doing this in Microsoft Word 2000 (as much
as I hate Microsoft, it’s so damn easy to play with website in it!) I know that
this page really sucks right now and looks like every other bad site by
lazy college students, but just take my word for it when I say that I’m going
to try very hard to make it somewhat decent sometime in the near future… Until
then, enjoy what little I offer here! Hmm, now I'm playing with
Dreamweaver...wish me luck!
Here
he is: the official mascot of my web page!
FAT ALBERT!!!
If your curious about your humble narrator and
maybe even some of the people who live in his little hall in Goldberg, click here.
Sweet: Some Links! Boy, I sure am good at this
HTML programmin'! (Damn, this page reeks of uncreative college student…)
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SIVA - A really cool
Smashing Pumpkins site
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Netphoria - Another
great Pumpkins site
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The Digital
Bits - DVD News and Reviews
Write me to tell me how much this page sucks right
now (luckily I’m so desperate for mail I’ll embrace anything!) at marcberz@seas.upenn.edu
Wow, this page was last updated on 2/24/2000 some time in
the late night when work should have been done instead... Go Figure...
I don’t have a counter here to show how many
people have visited… pick a random number between 1 and 5 and that’ll probably
be pretty accurate!